Seperti biasa dari milis ke milis, ada saja orang membuat lelucon untuk film-film barat. Kali ini judul-judul filmnya di-translate ke bahasa kita
Versi Jawa
a. Enemy at the Gates — Musuhe Wis Tekan Gapuro
b. Die Another Day — Modare Ojo Saiki
c. Die Hard — Matine Angel
d. Die Hard II — Matine Angel Tenan
e. Die Hard III With A Vengeance — Kowe Kok Ra Mati-Mati To?
f. Die Hard IV (Die) – Jan Tenanan, Arep Mati Kok Angel Tenan
g. Bad Boys — Bocah-Bocah Elek
h. Catwoman – Kucing Wedok
i. Man of Fire — Wong Lanang Kesumuken
j. No Way Back — Ora Iso Mulih (kesasar to?)
k. Just Married – Mantenan
l. Red Eye — Matane Abang (klilipan opo?)
m. Casino Royale – Togel Akeh Duite
n. The Hoax — Ngapusi
o. Harry Potter – Harry Dodol
p. Pot Lost in Space — Ilang Neng Awang-awang
q. X-Men — Wong Lanang Saru
r. X-Men 2 — Wong Lanang Saru Tenan
s. Cheaper by the Dozen — Tuku Selusin Luwih Murah
t. Paycheck — Kasbon
u. Independence Day — Pitulasan
v. There is Something About Marry — Meri Ono Apa-Apane
w. Silence of the Lamb — Wedhuse Mutung
x. All The Pretty Horses — Jarane Ayu-Ayu
y. Planet of the Apes — Planete Wong Apes
z. Gone in Sixty Second — Minggat Sakcepete
aa. Original Sin — Dosa Tenanan
ab. The Abyss — Entek-Entekan
ac. Deja Vu — Pangling
ad. Seabiscuit — Klethikan Neng Laut
ae. Terminator — Terminal Montor
af. How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days — Piye Carane Megat Lanangan Mung 10
Dino
ag. Lord Of The Ring — Pedagang Akik
ah. Deep Impact — Ngantem Njero
ai. Million Dollar Baby — Babi Regone Sayuto
aj. Blackhawk Down — Manuk Ireng Kenek Bedhil
ak. Saving Private Ryan — Ngelesi Privat Mas Ryan (pancene goblog
tenan opo?)
al. Gone With The Wind — Wes Ewes Ewes, Bablas Angine
am. Because I Said So — Dikandani Kok Ngeyel Temen Sih
an. Superman — Gatot Koco
Versi Sunda
a. Saving Private Ryan – Nulungan si Rian
b. Enemy At The Gate – Musuh Ngajedog di Pager
c. Die Hard – Teu Paeh-Paeh
d. Die Hard II – Can Paeh Keneh
e. Die Hard III With A Vengeance – Nya’an euy Hese Pisan Paehna
f. Bad Boys – budag bedegong
g. Rocky – Osok Neunggeulan Batur
h. Rain Man – Lalaki Cicing di Bogor
i. Here’s Something About Marry – Ari Ceu Meri Teh Kunaon?
j. Mission Impossible – Moal Bisa
k. Titanic – Tilelep
l. Paycheck – Nganjuk Heula
m. Reign of Fire – Beubeuleuman
n. Original Sin – Tara Ka Mesjid
o. Sleepless In Seattle – Cenghar Di Ciateul
p. Silence of The Lambs – Embe Pundung
q. Ghost – Jurig Kasep
r. Bad Boys – Budak Baong
s. Are We There Yet? – Lila Teuing Nepina Euy?
t. Home Alone – Tinggaleun
u. Casablanca – Mengkol Ti Sudirman
v. Gone In Sixty Seconds – Indit Siah Kaditu!
w. The Awakening – Hudang Sare
x. After The Sunset – Tereh Maghrib
y. The End of Days – Se’ep Waktosna
Versi Minang
a. Enemy at the Gates — Lah tibo lawan di pintu. .
b. Batman Forever — Kalalauang
c. Remember the Titans — Lai Takana jo si Titan
d. The Italian Job — Karajo maliang
e. Die Hard — Payah matinyo
f. Die Hard II — Alun Juo Mati Lai. .?
g. Die Hard III With A Vengeance — Ondeh Mandeh. ndak juo mati mati
doh. .?
h. Bad Boys — Anak Kalera
i. Sleepless in Seattle — Mangantuak.
j. Lost in Space — Ilang di awang awang
k. Brokeback Mountain — Gunuang patah tulang
l. Cheaper by Dozens — Bali salusin tambah murah.
>m. You’ve got Mail — Ado surek tuh ha. .
n. Paycheck — Pitih Gaji
o. Independence Day — Hari Rayo
p. The Day After Tomorrow – bisuak ciek lai
q. Die Another Day — Ndak kini matinyo. ?
r. There is Something About Marry — Manga si Merry yo. ?
s. Silence of the Lamb — Kambiang pangambok
t. All The Pretty Horses — Kudonyo rancak-rancak
u. Planet of the Apes — Planet Siamang
v. Gone in Sixty Seconds — Barangkek lah waang Lai
w. Original Sin — Sabana-bana doso. .
x. Mummy Returns — Lah Baliak si One tadi. ?
y. Crash — Balago kambiang
z. Copycat — Kopi Kuciang
aa. Seabiscuit — Makan Biskuit di Lauik
ab. Freddy vs Jason — Bacakak
ac. Just in Heaven — Lah di Surgo
ad. Air Bud — aia si Budi
ae. How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days — Baa caronyo manyipak urang.
af. Lord Of The Ring – Tukang batu cincin
ag. Deep Impact — Taraso dalamnyo
ah. Million Dollar Baby — Anak Rangkayo / dek lai mah
ai. Blackhawk Down — Buruang itam si Don
aj. Saving Private Ryan — Mahagia les ka si Ryan
ak. Dumb and Dumber — Pakak jo sabana Pandia.
Versi Batak
a. Drunken Master = Parmitu
b. Any Given Sunday=Marminggu Hamu Fuang
c. The Gift = Durung-Durung
d. Run Away Jury = Martabuni Ho Tulang
e. Step Mom= Inang Panirang-Nirangan
f. Lion King = Sisingamangaraja
g. Beautiful Mind = Nipi Nama i
h. Mr. & Mrs. Smith = Smith Dohot Oroan na.
i. Rest In Peace = Dison Do Maradian
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